Snort funny!

Ben made up his first "knock knock" joke the other day.

Ben: Knock Knock
Me: Who's there?
Ben: Pig
Me: Pig who?
Ben (points at me): There!

As ever I thought of the witty riposte too late - Cheeky little swine!

Okay, he's not quite grasped the concept of knock knock jokes, but it was so out of the blue that it was quite funny so laughed quite a bit. He now tells it at every opportunity and howls with laughter to encourage his audience to laugh too!

Knock Knock

For the past 6 months my son has been trying to tell this joke and can't quite get it right.

A:- Knock Knock
B:- Who's there?
A:- Yah
B:- Yah who
A:- Yahoo - I didn't know you were a cowboy!!!

Okay, to help visualise how this joke gets told here's another one he has tried telling.

A:- Knock Knock who's there?
B:- Er.... Who's there?
A:- Boo Hoo. Aw, no need to cry!

See what I mean.